Funny Quote by Simone Elkeles

“...when I look over at Luis in one brief flashing moment his head looks like a talking vagina and it scares the bejesus out…

— Bret Easton Ellis

“He turns the screen around to face me. “What the hell kind of texts are these?” He turns the phone around and reads one.…

— Colleen Hoover

“As always when I was in trouble, I looked down at Tuesday. I could see his concern, but also his confidence in me. There…

— Luis Carlos Montalván

“I flipped open my phone and sent Daniel a text: I love you . As I crawled into bed, my phone beeped with a…

— Bree Despain

“The phone in my hand buzzed. Logan had just texted I Love You - so cute how he never abbreviated it.”

— Jeri Smith-Ready

“When my phone rings, I pull it out and check the screen. It says simply, “Olivia.” I smile wider.”

— M. Leighton

“I picked up a new language a few months ago. It was just laying on the ground, dirty, so I scooped it up and…

— Jarod Kintz

This is sams phone" there was a long,heavy pause, and then: "oh." Another pause. "Youre the girl, arent you? The girl who was in…

— Maggie Stiefvater

“As soon as I wake up, I check my phone, hoping there's a message from you.”

— Christina riccie

“Corny nodded, but when he moved to put the key in the ignition, Luis's hand stopped him. When he turned, their mouths met. "I'm…

— holly black

“Ryan: I'm not a big fan of a tell nothing text message demanding I come to a chat room. Lilianna: You demanded that he…

— H.R. Willaston

“Beck finished his call. Once he was paying attention again, she pointed downward with the pipe. Peering over the edge of the building, he…

— Jana Oliver