Funny Quote by Sheryne Brooks

I think I am emotionally constipated... I haven't given a shit in days...

— Anonymous

I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit.

— Bo Burnham

Only a portion of my intestinal tract was working.

— Mary Ann Mobley

Call me constipated, cause I no longer give a shit.

— Amit Verma

I've had it with you and your emotional constipation!

— Washington Irving

Ever had a revelation that made you feel as if you'd had an incredible bowel movement?

— Romany Malco

Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!

— Anonymous

This car is constipated: hasn't passed a thing all day!

— Anonymous

In school, if you take too long in the bathroom, everyone thinks you pooped!

— Anonymous

Life is like constipation. Its gonna hurt but you gotta keep pushing.

— Devin_eich

I suffer from IBS so I'm severely constipated at all times.

— Natasia Demetriou

At school: if you take too long inthe bathroom, EVERYONE THINKS YOU POOPED.

— Anonymous