Funny Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Wonder if good ole NOLA knows its precious Mardi Gras puked all over the Vegas Strip.”

— Gina L. Maxwell

“So you thought you'd go to a party where you could talk about babies and weddings and houses all night. Because not everyone wants…

— Dolly Alderton

“The safest day at the Melody is St. Paddy's," adds another Mardi Gras girl. "All the cops are out vomiting at the parade.”

— Josh Alan Friedman

“Life's a party. So smile and eat shit and pretend it's fucking caviar.”

— Nenia Campbell

“It was like the baby was demanding, with its eyes: Hurry up, tell me what all this shit is, so I can master it,…

— George Saunders

“You have your opinion, I have mine, and it takes all kinds of nuts and dips to make a party, right?”

— Anonymous

“I’m used to the other kind of party. The kind where you get to someone’s house and their mom shows you down to the…

— Becky Albertalli

“And then my fairly strict, wedding-obsessed mother fell apart in my arms.”

— Debra Anastasia

“Sometimes the world does seem like it’s going nuts. Then, you go to a party like this one, with your friends, and you realize…

— John Sandford

“New days should be greeted like new lovers and babies toddling along a table looking back to make sure we’re watching.”

— Darnell Lamont Walker

“This is it, kids. Time for the real party.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“Old people and toddlers get along famously.”

— Hendrik Groen