Funny Quote by Seanan McGuire Download Open image ““Parthenogenesis means never having your mother tell you to stop doing that or you'll go blind.”” — Seanan McGuire ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Masturbation Mother Parenting Parthenogenesis Science Sex
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“Sometimes being a mother makes you blind. You think you know what's best and refuse to see any other way.” — Tracy Holczer Copy Share Image
“In those days my mother was given to the exasperating and mysterious habit of having babies.” — James Baldwin Copy Share Image
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“…the challenge in following childrens' conversational twists is the leading cause of brain-cell loss in mothers.” — Candice Speare Copy Share Image
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“Motherhood unwittingly molds us into all we are now, or are - destined to be.” — Eleesha Copy Share Image
“My parents’ marriage, begun with a pregnancy that produced a stillborn child, was itself stillborn—a union formed with expectation and promise that never delivered.” — Bridgett M. Davis Copy Share Image
“First, check your ammunition. Then, check your escape routes. Finally, check your hair. —Frances Brown” — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
“The Moors were beautiful in their own way, and if their beauty was the quiet sort that required time and introspection to be seen,… — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
“Technically this is assault and Henry would tell me to verbally request that you not file a sexual harassment claim against me,” she said,… — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
“Cats never listen. They’re dependable that way; when Rome burned, the emperor’s cats still expected to be fed on time.” — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
“You got out of bed. The universe does seem to take that as a personal affront.” — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
“Jeff sighed. “Henry. You know as well as I do that any one of us could do a great deal of damage if we… — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
“Love doesn't care what you want. Love doesn't care if it's convenient. Love pursues its own agenda, and there's no bullet in the world… — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
“We can’t save them if they don’t want to be saved. It doesn’t work that way.” — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
“Damn." "I know." "I mean seriously...damn." "Yeah." "When you decide it's time to up the ante on getting into deep shit, you don't mess… — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
It's very important to me that people get to see themselves in stories. When someone tells me they've never seen themselves, I have a… — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
“I didn't look back. Sometimes, not looking back is the only mercy the world has left to show.” — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
“I’ve had rest enough to last a lifetime, and only a lifetime for the rest of what’s to be done,” — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image