Crap Quote by Scott Adams

“My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope you brought a spoon.”

— Jarod Kintz

“My name is Yogurt Vonnegut, and I write with a spoon.”

— Jarod Kintz

“People do what they’re supposed to do and then wait for you to pile on the appreciation—they’re like frozen-yogurt employees who put out cups…

— Gillian Flynn

“I grab a snap pea and bite off the end of it, and then I pick up my glass of milk. I'm overwhelmed by…

— Janet Gurtler

“Life is like your favorite meal. Enjoy it until it's gone!”

— DaManIAm

“I have measured out my life in coffee spoons.”

— T.S. Eliot

“You know how thick I am. I don't even eat yoghurt because it's got culture in it.”

— Elly Griffiths

“Do you not like the fruit bits? That’s the best part.” Gansey directed this last statement to Blue, who gave him her mostly empty…

— Maggie Stiefvater

“We are going to eat ice cream and we are going to eat shit. The trick is to use different spoons.”

— Sam Lipsyte

“I am thinking that there is “a lot of sugar in the bottom of life’s cup” if I am willing to keep on learning.”

— Guideposts

“GREEK YOGURT AND BANANAS”

— Chris Powell

“Hey. Sometimes life is a shit flavored Popsicle.”

— Carl Hiaasen