Funny Quote by Robyn Schneider

“I haven’t had the opportunity to discover the merits of monogamy.”

— Ken Follett

“Mostly that it takes two to make a couple. One person can’t do it on her own, no matter how hard she tries; In…

— Catherine Spencer

“Only a foolish man will wed her who comes easily to his bed.”

— Lisa Klein

“They decided to get married in the house, because it was quick and there was a bed nearby.”

— Sylvia Day

“To be fair, he had never actually promised to be monogamous. That was my idea, and though I tried my hardest to convert him,…

— David Sedaris

“Make love, not beds.”

— Torquato Neto

“I had my own bed. I slept in it alone, except for those times when we needed—not sex—but sex was how we got there.”

— Amy Hempel

“There was never the right time for me to declare we should be together for the rest of our lives when you were yelling…

— Amy Tan

“Need I insist that the only enemy of the mature marriage is monogamy? That anything less than sexual multiplicity...is naive? That our sexual selves…

— John Hawkes

“We were about to make love in the same bed I shared with my husband, and the extent of our immorality was weighing in…

— Jaguar Jonez

“Maybe our marriage is bound to be a fight, but it will have its compensations. Fights that end in bed have their own singular…

— Charlotte Lamb

“Shall I tell you a bedtime story?”

— Steven King