Funny Quote by REaliTy

Dear high school boys, your penis is not pinnochios nose, it doesn't get bigger everytime you lie about it's size. Sincerely, Reality

— Anonymous

Attention men! Your penis is not Pinocchio's nose! It will not get bigger if you lie!

— Sarah Moores

Lie to me Pinocchio

— Carlo Collodi

The problem is, he's Pinocchio's consience, not yours.

— Minnie Mouse

Dear pinnochio, so all I have to do is lie. sincerely voldemort.

— Author Name

“2.Stop obsessing about the size of my nose. Yes, it’s freakishly large, but since there’s nothing I can do about that, it’s time I…

— Piper Banks

If u were Pinocchio, ur nose wld span the state.

— J. Lynn

I didn't think I'd be this big, I ain't gon' lie.

— Moneybagg Yo

I guess shawty mad he ain't gotchu no mo', So just like Pinocchio, his noce gon' grow.

— Gucci Mane

“Don't you d-dare say you're ugly or stupid or worthless. Don't you dare! Y-you’re a giant because an ordinary man’s body is t-too small…

— Kim Fielding

The^BiggeR The^A$$ The^ DopeR The^swaG^she Gat--> BwoiZ we^ Be Like Shawty ^Got a- big^ ol'-butt Oh Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!!!

— Junior Dè Rèál Testament

There's always something bigger than you.

— Beau Biden