Funny Quote by Rachel Van Dyken

“But I had never seen a spider like this one. It was purple. And then it made a hissing noise akin to a cat…

— Rebecca Royce

“Will you walk into my parlour?" said the Spider to the Fly”

— Mary Howitt

“You’re a pain in my ass!” he yelled, glaring at me. I couldn’t stop smiling, and after a few seconds, Travis’ mouth turned up.…

— Jamie McGuire

“I stumbled through the dark underbrush again crying out as I plunged through a thick spiderweb. My arms frantically brushed away the clinging web…

— Jenn Bennett

“Don't be such a four-legged spider...”

— Emily and I

“Pull on a thread, and you pull on the whole web. And then out come the spiders . . .”

— Frances Hardinge

“His grip slackened. His last breath rustled her hair. She felt his soul release its hold on the strands of the spiderweb that connected…

— Jimena Novaro

“He disgusted them the way a fat spider that you can't bring yourslef to crush in your own hand disgusts you.”

— Patrick Süskind

“Richmond- Heres a question who in here would eat a spider? I would”

— Noel Fielding

“Nothing like a spider in the mouth to get you thinking. ”

— Steve Aylett

“I stepped out of the bathroom in a black dress and hot pink heels. America whistled. “Hot damn, Mama!” I smiled in appreciation, and…

— Jamie McGuire

“You ended up hurting as well. That's pretty obvious.” She leaned over and ruffled his hair. “Sucks when the spider falls for the fly.”

— Belinda McBride