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“When you hire a person to plan your wedding, this does not include securing the groom. Plan to get married on Friday the 13th. In years to come this will make it much easier to explain why things turned out badly. To look beautiful at your wedding, take time to plan it. It took me a long time to…” quote by Phyllis Diller
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“When you hire a person to plan your wedding, this does not include securing the groom. Plan to get married on Friday the 13th. In years to come this will make it much easier to explain why things turned out badly. To look beautiful at your wedding, take time to plan it. It took me a long time to find two ugly bridesmaids and a frumpy little flower girl.”

Phyllis Diller

About This Quote

A humorous warning about the chaos of wedding planning, suggesting that poor preparation leads to disastrous outcomes.

In simple terms: Bad planning leads to a bad wedding.

Key Takeaway

Plan thoroughly and set realistic expectations.

Themes

humor relationships planning

Mood

light‑hearted cautionary witty

Type

humorous advice

When to use this quote

  • wedding organization
  • event management
  • personal expectations

Key Concepts

irony misfortune social commentary

Questions to Reflect On

  • How much control do we really have over events?
  • What steps can prevent avoidable mishaps?
A Different Perspective

Even the best intentions can’t fix a badly planned ceremony.

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