Bedroom Quote by Phyllis Diller Download Open image “Nothing was happening in the bedroom. I nicknamed our waterbed the Dead Sea.” — Phyllis Diller ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bedroom Bedroom Nicknamed Dead Sea Happening Bedroom Happenings Nicknamed Waterbed Sea Waterbed Dead
My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A bedroom requires a bed. Everything else was extravagance. Well, he had a bed all right. — Audrey Meadows Copy Share Image
I sat up in bed. My T-shirt was soaking wet. My pillow was wet. My hair was wet. And my room was sticky and… — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
I slept in the bedroom used by Sabine Baring-Goulds wife when I was researching The Moor, and later the Jamaica Inn on Bodmin Moor. — Laurie R. King Copy Share
I was sleeping in a water bed for a couple of years, recommended by my doctor. I was never comfortable in that water bed.… — Jo Nesbo Copy Share Image
The best thing about the bedroom was the bed. I liked to stay in bed for hours, even during the day with covers pulled… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I slept in the bedroom used by Sabine Baring-Gould's wife when I was researching 'The Moor,' and later the Jamaica Inn on Bodmin Moor. — Laurie R. King Copy Share
“The room I got is best described as being a glorified closet. It was like four times worse than what they gave you here… — Adam Rapp Copy Share Image
“Occupying the other half of the bedroom, my bathtub was actually a pool, hanging right off the mountain itself. A pool for soaking or enjoying myself. Its far edge seemed to disappear into nothing, the water flowing silently off the side and into the night beyond. A narrow ledge on the adjacent wall was lined with fat, guttering candles whose… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share
There's a stranger in my bed, there's a pounding in my bed, glitter all around the room pink flamingos in the pool — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
I was staying in a hotel in San Francisco for a couple of nights, before flying back to the UK. My hotel was a desperate grey block made from paper and people’s screams. At night the sound of strangers having icy sex echoed off the building and poured through the broken air conditioning, like tiny daggers I couldn't see, reminding… — Craig Stone Copy Share
My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I separated the joints, the arm joints, the leg joints, and had to do two boilings. I think I used four boxes of Soilex… — Jeffrey Dahmer Copy Share Image
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The first thing I hear when I wake up is the sea, which is so close to our house that its reflections from the… — Craig Brown Copy Share Image
I think the best Thanksgiving we ever had was one where we didn't even have a turkey. Mom and Dad sat us kids down… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Obviously, the state's responsibility should be to legislate rules for a well-ordered society. It has no right or duty to creep into the bedrooms… — Pierre Trudeau Copy Share Image
Jared glared. Some people, Kami knew, had bedroom eyes. She was saddened to have to admit that Jared had filthy alleyway eyes. — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
My boy always wants to play football, but I have to hide the balls. I lock them in a bedroom; otherwis,e he will just… — Kyle Walker Copy Share Image
There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within,… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
“You know," he said, "under normal circumstances, you inviting me to the bedroom would be the highlight of my day." I crossed my arms… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Miami Beach - that's where I grew up, in a middle-class Jewish family led by my maternal grandfather. Me, my great-grandmother - a Holocaust… — Brett Ratner Copy Share Image
When you've got a mother who's given birth to eight children, you know, often without any kind of medical intervention - just she gave… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
A lot of gay men have a lot of sex. That's what we do. But I've stopped all that-the revolving door into my bedroom.… — Julian Clary Copy Share Image
