Competition Quote by Phyllis Diller

“Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition.”

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I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

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Honestly, we’ll compete with everybody. I love competition. As long as people invent their own stuff, I love competition.

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The "health, education, and welfare" section of government is another boondoggle. First we manufacture indigent and superfluous people by legal monopolies in land, money and idea patents, erecting tariff barriers to protect monopolies from foreign competition, and taxing laborers to subsidize rich farmers and privileged manufacturers. Then we create "social workers, " etc., to care for them and thereby establish…

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Sometimes in England, people look down at the Europa League, but being from the continent, I've always realised what an important competition it is.

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