Funny Quote by Paballo Nhambiri Download Open image “They say that life is too short, I just wonder who took the measurements.” — Paballo Nhambiri ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Jokes Life Life is too short Life Short Measurements Sarcasm Say Life Short Short Just Took Measurements
People always say that life is too short, so I just wonder who took the measurements. — Paballo Nhambiri Copy Share Image
Life is short is what some n* said, not if you measure life - by how one lives and what he did. — Nas Copy Share Image
Life is short is what some niggaz said; not if you measure life - by how one lives and what he did. — Nas Copy Share Image
A man must have grown old and lived long in order to see how short life is. — Arthur Schopenhauer Copy Share Image
He did not need a long life for us to measure. It was, rather, we who needed his life to be longer. — David M. O'Connell Copy Share Image
When people say life is short. What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer? — Babloo Copy Share Image
A life isn't measured in hours and minutes. It's the quality, not the length. — Gabrielle Zevin Copy Share Image
I always hear people say that only God can judge them, but I guess its because they have never been to court. — Paballo Nhambiri Copy Share Image
If God made the world and everything in it, then why do humans beings get first preference? — Paballo Nhambiri Copy Share Image
People always say that life is too short, so I just wonder who took the measurements. — Paballo Nhambiri Copy Share Image
Human beings only think and reason with logic if whatever topic that's being debated does not challenge/ridicule their belief system. — Paballo Nhambiri Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image