Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “My penis is like a gun, when I set it to 'semi' the pussy cums 'automatic'.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Pussy power's pulling me down, down, down, down. When it's there and I can't have it, I get real real rabid. — Iggy Pop Copy Share
“Women never bought Freud's idea of penis envy: who would want a shotgun when you can have an automatic?” — Natalie Angier Copy Share Image
If a girl calls me a pussy my penis will fuck her up, cause it's one hardcore mother fucker. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Enough with the small talk, my girl pussy is a waterpark. Every little thing I do turn her on, that's autostart. — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
My penis is an awkward leprechaun that had not gotten lucky nearly as much as it had gotten bored. — Andrea Gibson Copy Share Image
My dick is like the Men's Warehouse; You're gonna like the way I fuck, I guarantee it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image