Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “It's a bird! It's a plane! No wait...it's my sperm I just jacked off & its flying..” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Its a bird! its a plane! oh, wait, its just that flying fuck I dont give. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh wait..It's the flying f*ck I will never give. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boy, I will smack you so hard, the sperm gonna wish they did the back stroke when they saw the egg that created you! — Madea Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
