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“How is it that you're such an expert on home pregnancy kits?" You're asking that question of an Italian stallion like myself? The women…

— Jill Smolinski

“I tell you, the sperm will stand no nonsense.”

— Herman Melville

How would you like your eggs?" I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. "Fertilized?

— Darynda Jones

“My name is Bear. I am a reluctant homosexual (or, at least, I resemble one). My boyfr—er, life partner (gag!), is apparently like a…

— T.J. Klune

“So many women come to me saying, “I have lost too, and this one, and this one”. So many embryos retreat to flesh: the…

— Zoë Brigley (Thompson

“Are you asking us to impregnate all the females on all the ships with your DNA, so that you can be sure of having…

— Orson Scott Card

Mistake 1: being the fastest sperm

— Amit Verma

“A man who knows that his semen is his most precious possession will not waste it. Do not be allured by the female body…

— Anyaele Sam Chiyson

“Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange…

— Herman Melville

I suspect that I am the result of particularly weak conception on the part of my father. His sperm was probably emitted in a…

— John Kennedy Toole

“…it was the thought of using you, your body, as my own personal magical sperm repository for the rest of our lives.”

— Penny Reid

Sperm is a bandit in its pure state.

— Emile M. Cioran