Funny Quote by Merlin Download Open image “They were throwing potatoes at me. It's only supposed to be rotten fruit.” — Merlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Movies Punishment
Don't give me no rotten tomato, 'cause all I ever wanted was your sweet potato. — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
“They threw rotten fruit at me and told me next time it would be acid.” — Geraldine Brooks Copy Share Image
I inadvertently lobbed a boiled potato across the room at a palace lunch. — Maureen Lipman Copy Share Image
Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
A potato is a poor thing, poorly treated. More often than not it is cooked in so unthinking and ignorant a manner as to… — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
Don't swear off all the fruits just because you ate one bad apple. — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
If it was just the potatoes that were affected, at the end of the day you will pay the price if you're a fussy… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
“I don't know how long I spent wandering about the supermarket creating meals in my mind. Hot roast chicken and mayonnaise sandwiches. Pizzas on… — Hannah Tunnicliffe Copy Share Image
I have been working on my craft and haven't just been sitting and eating potatoes. — Pooja Batra Copy Share Image
Men don't just rise up from the dead, though, no matter how angry they are. — Merlin Copy Share Image
“I'll always remember being called by my mother who beckoned me to look at the screen where a young man was being tortured by… — Merlin Copy Share Image
Look, I've told you you're an ass. I just didn't realize you were a royal one. Oh, what are you going to do? Get… — Merlin Copy Share Image
Well no one else seems to appreciate my skills. I just want someone to see me for who I am. — Merlin Copy Share Image
Where are you? I just came to tell you: whatever you think my destiny, whatever it is you think I'm supposed to do, you've… — Merlin Copy Share Image
We're not breaking the rules. We're bending them, that's all. You get your foot in the door. But after that you will be judged… — Merlin Copy Share Image
I am paying for that debt the only way I can by giving him the opportunity he deserves. If you want to punish me… — Merlin Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
