Funny Quote by Mercy Pheona

Men Are Like Bluetooth; He Is Connected To You When You Are Nearby, But Searches For The Other Devices When You Are Away. Women…

— Don Kel

People nowdays r like Bluetooth.If you stay close,theystay connected;And if you go away they find new devices.

— Anonymous

You are next to her, she stay connected, you go away, she finds new device… . … . . A man however, is like…

— Thegr81

Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

— Rita Rudner

If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the…

— Drew Carey

Men need some kind of external activity, because they are inactive within.

— Arthur Schopenhauer

Some men are like birds, they fly around far away but at the end of the day they return to their nest, just like…

— Shalom

You never know till you try to reach them how accessible men are; but you must approach each man by the right door.

— Henry Ward Beecher

Women are like telephones; They like to be held and talked to, but if you push the wrong buttons you might get disconnected!

— Anonymous

Men are just like unlit lamps: in themselves they are no good for anything, but, when lit, they can be handy to have around…

— Moderata Fonte

Women communicate with all their senses. Men don't do that.

— Brooke Burke

Women are like iPhones: You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries: Rub one ball and everything moves.

— Azgraybebly Joslan