Funny Quote by Marthe Jocelyn

“I've never had a boy in here," Martin said in a serious voice. "I've never touched another man, as a matter of fact. .…

— Steig Larsson

“He calls you dear Sabine - Patronizing fart!”

— Nick Bantock

“Dad also has the loudest, stinkiest farts in creation. I don’t know how he manages to control them at work, or even if he…

— Atheneum Books for Young Readers

“Fat Johnny reached down, and as he grasped the wallet, he farted loudly and screamed. With faint amusement the gunslinger realized he had mistaken…

— Stephen King

“Colton was a fart-face, just like she’d nicknamed him growing up.”

— T.S. Joyce

“Jack Woodson is currently living and working in Dallas, TX. He has forty children, and all of them have different mothers.”

— John Pearson

“Fat Johnny reached down, and as he grasped the wallet, he farted loudly and screamed. With faint amusement the gunslinger realized he had mistaken…

— Stephen King

“old woman said just as the machine let out a loud honking sound that could only be described as a fart. “Just as I…

— Michael Buckley

“And we took off-whoosh-into the night. Through the clouds, we hurtled up into the sky. And this man farted. I will never forget it…

— Billy Connolly

“But the way Roscoe spoke sometimes, he acted like his poop didn’t smell even though he was just a poor boy from backwoods Tennessee,…

— Penny Reid

“Although he, like all people, secretely enjoyed the smell of his own farts, the smell of his shit was somethig else. It was so…

— Jonathan Franzen

“This book started like this. My son, who is called Michael or Mike these days, but was Mikey back then, was angry at me.…

— Neil Gaiman