Food Quote by Mark Twain

A man who is not touched by the earthy lyricism of hot pastrami, the pungent fantasy of corned beef, pickles, frankfurters, the great lusty…

— Herb Gardner

In German, a young lady has no sex, but a turnip has

— Mark Twain

The swift December dusk had come tumbling clownishly after its dull day and, as he stared through the dull square of the window of…

— James Joyce

The huge round lunar clock was a gristmill. Shake down all the grains of Time—the big grains of centuries, and the small grains of…

— Ray Bradbury

I look like a turnip with hair in the morning!

— Dominic Cooper

If you'd take your head home and boil it for a turnip it might be useful. I can't say. But it might.

— Anonymous

I love root vegetables: carrots, parsnips, and turnips.

— Julia Child

Pyp had stabbed a turnip with his knife. "The night is dark and full of turnips," he announced in a solemn voice. "Let us…

— Anonymous

I still wanna know who to sue to get my store fixed. (Bubba) I’m a turnip. Sue the rich kid who started it. (Nick)

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

I eat only white foods: eggs, sugar, grated bones, the fat of dead animals; veal, salt, coconut, chicken cooked in white water; fruit mold,…

— Erik Satie

The only good things I've seen emerge from a steamer are tamales, couscous, and dumplings - maybe the occasional artichoke or delicate fish fillet.…

— Samin Nosrat

A lot of chefs don't have a natural sense of economy. I was with one guy the other day, and I had to show…

— Daniel Boulud