Funny Quote by Marilyn Monroe Download Open image “Nearly everyone I knew talked to me about God. They always warned me not to offend Him.” — Marilyn Monroe ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Inspiring Love
When I was an atheist I hated people, especially people that talked about God. I thought that they were naive. It wasn't a good… — Lacey Sturm Copy Share Image
If there's one thing that really annoys a god, it's not knowing something. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
The more I learn about God, the more aware I become of what I don’t know about him. — R. C. Sproul Copy Share Image
Our society strives to avoid any possibility of offending anyone - except God. — Billy Graham Copy Share Image
You will either offend the world and please God, or please the world and offend God. — John Hagee Copy Share Image
Most of us know about God, but that is quite different from knowing God. — Billy Graham Copy Share Image
As much wrong as I did in life and as many people as I hurt, I can say that God never stopped talking to… — Sam Childers Copy Share Image
One thing I've learnt is that God really has mysterious ways of acting and is trustworthy. When you have a problem if you talk… — Carlos Alves Copy Share Image
Everyone's just laughing at me. I hate it. Big breasts, big ass, big deal, Can't I be anything else ? Gee, how long can… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
Sometimes I've been to a party where no one spoke to me for a whole evening. The men, frightened by their wives or sweeites...the… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself. — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
The worst thing that happens to people when they dress up and go to a party is that they leave their real selves at… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
Confidentially, the type of male I find most enjoyable for a friend is one who has enough fire and assurance to speak up for… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
I usually eat four or five raw carrots with my meat, and that is all. I must be part rabbit; I never get bored… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
We should all start to live before we get too old. Fear is stupied so are regrets. — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
I've never fooled anyone. I've let people fool themselves. They didn't bother to find out who and what I was. Instead they would invent… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
A woman can't be alone. She needs a man. A man and a woman support and strengthen each other. She just can't do it… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
