Funny Quote by Malcolm Forbes

“12% of people with glasses wear them as an attempt to see better. 88% of people with glasses wear them as an attempt to appear smarter.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Our personal dispositions are as windowpanes through which we see the world either as rosy or dull. The way we color the glasses we…

— Fulton J. Sheen

I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get…

— Jim Gaffigan

I wear glasses and suits, so I guess I am an indie artist.

— Stevie Jackson

I played football for Leeds United under-18s, but at 17 my eyes started to go and I had to wear glasses. The football had…

— Geoffrey Boycott

I see wrinkles and lines, and wear glasses to read, which I hate. But I am in a better place in my body than…

— Bonnie Langford

When you're 5 ft. 5 in., have a round Jewish face and wear glasses and refuse to wear contacts, you're going to get offered…

— Rick Moranis

Wear flats. You're short. It's much cooler not to pretend.

— Alber Elbaz

“Myrna was not astigmatic; the lenses were clear glass; she wore the glasses to prove her dedication and intensity of purpose.”

— John Kennedy Toole

I don't wear rubbers cause you can't catch it twice.

— Jim Norton

“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked the farmer…

— Anonymous

There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny.

— Lil Rel Howery