Funny Quote by Lord Barnett

When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're 42-42-42. There's more of you, but you are not worth as much.

— Baron Barnett Joel Barnett

“When I was in high school, my biology teacher told me that my value as a person was $24.37. He was adding up the…

— R.C. Sproul

A life's worth, in the end, isn't measured in hours, or money. It's measured by the amount of love exchanged along the way.

— Anonymous

“If you always try to measure yourself with money... well, it's like counting backwards, the more you keep on, the less you'll have to…

— Steven J. Carroll

“I look like a million bucks, but I feel like shit. Thanks, inflation!”

— Jarod Kintz

“Your worth is not measured by what others think of you but by what you believe in yourself.”

— Shubham Shukla

“The true worth of a man isn’t measured by how he reacts during times of plenty. It is measured by how he reacts during…

— Lili Zander

“Dear Daughter, Know your worth and realize that it can never be quantified. There is no currency in this world that is more valuable…

— Gift Gugu Mona

“Your worth isn't defined by others' inability to see it.”

— Carlos Wallace

A person's worth in this world is estimated according to the value he puts on himself.

— Jean de la Bruyere

A man's worth is what he is divided by what he thinks he is.

— Eric Hoffer

“I suggest this: When you get to be thirty, forty, fifty, or even seventy years old, you'll get more happiness and contentment out of…

— Mark Shriver