Comedy Quote by Lisa Scottoline

“I just took a shit that smelled like a dentist’s office. Open your mouth.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Laugh if you will... They laughed at all great ideas and inventions. They laughed at nitrous oxide.”

— John Sladek

“Be your own dentist!”

— Rube Goldberg

“You can laugh in the face of danger, if you're toothless.”

— Tamerlan Kuzgov

“. . . I can't face the idea of riding home on a busful of sweaty, smiling teeth sucking up my oxygen.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

“(Side note: I heard that dentist call one of his assistants a bitch one time, so I have zero regrets about vomiting all over…

— Matt Bellassai

“Pick your teeth up and go home!”

— John Dark

“Remember that one bares their teeth while laughing.”

— Matthew Sharpe

“If you want to be heard, become a dentist.”

— Neel Burton

“I’ll wait until your mouth is full of food before I ask you a question. I’m like a dentist.”

— Jarod Kintz

“packet of new toothbrushes because there’s the familiar sound of him brushing his teeth. He taps it on the side of the porcelain when…

— Deborah Reed

“Did you forget a dentist appointment or something, big guy? Where the hell did you hop off to?”

— Elle Lothlorien