Funny Quote by Leo J Burke Download Open image “People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.” — Leo J Burke ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Sleep
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The one advice that I would give just to moms who have a child or a newborn is definitely sleep while the baby sleeps.… — Tia Mowry Copy Share Image
Why do people say they want to sleep like a baby, when babies never sleep through the night. I want to sleep like an… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
“Babies who do not sleep ‘through the night’ alone in a cot, as soon as possible after birth, are seen as a ‘problem’.” — Gabrielle Palmer Copy Share Image
“Humans are the only ones who refuse to co-sleep with their newborns. All other mammals do it, and in a loving manner.” — Mitta Xinindlu Copy Share Image
I mean that it's all right to go to bed with an asshole but don't ever have a baby with one. — David Gilmour Copy Share Image
A sleeping baby is one of the cutest things ever! It makes all those late nights totally worth it! — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
When you have a baby, sleep is not an option. You can't sleep. Even on vacation, you wake up at 6:30 a.m. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Having a baby is a life-changer. It gives you a whole other perspective on why you wake up every day. — Taylor Hanson Copy Share Image
“And in four years the first entirely sleepless babies were born. (Millions of bleary-eyed young parents might dispute that statement; but the usual baby… — Ursula K. Le Guin Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image