Funny Quote by Laurence J. Peter

Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert.

— Laurence J. Peter

The 'expert' is the man who stays put.

— Marshall McLuhan

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think…

— William Castle

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made, in a narrow field.

— Niels Bohr

An expert is someone who takes something you already know and makes it sound confusing.

— Evan Esar

Who's to say who's an expert?

— Paul Newman

An expert is someone who knows some of the worst mistakes that can be made in his subject and how to avoid them.

— Werner Heisenberg

An expert is someone who knows a lot about the past.

— Tom Hopkins

An expert is someone who knows some of the worst mistakes, which can be made, in a very narrow field.

— Niels Bohr

An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less, until eventually he knows everything about nothing.

— Andrew McMahon

An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeping on to the grand fallacy.

— Steven Weinberg

What's an expert? I read somewhere, that the more a man knows, the more he knows, he doesn't know. So I suppose one definition…

— Malcolm Forbes