Funny Quote by Katt Williams Download Open image “Ladies if you look like a hot pocket please dont take a full body pictrue” — Katt Williams ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
I have a suit in my closet with the pocket cut out. It's a reminder to me that I won't be taking anything with… — Wayne Dyer Copy Share Image
Sweat pants hair tied chillin with no makeup on dats when your the prettiest I hope that you dont take it wrong — Drake Copy Share Image
Dear hoodies & sweatpants, Thank you for being there for me. Sincerely, sexy and I know it, but too lazy to show it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sweat pants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on, thats when you're the prettiest, I hope that you don't take it wrong ;) — Drake Copy Share Image
A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big. — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
Weed was put on ths earth for niggers on the struggle & its got a chemical called fuck it. — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
I don't care how old you are when a balloon is about to hit the floor you dive for that shit! — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
Man! I'll suck dick for coke! By suck dick, I mean I'll do whatever it takes, and by coke, I mean cash cause I'm… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
Haters if u have nobody to hate on feel free to hate on me call my hair not luxurious when you know it is… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
The past is something for you to learn from and the future is something that you hope is going to happen, but I'm always… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
If you 25 years old and you still walkin around talkin bout niggas aint shit you need to get a handle on yo mutha… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
Dont give me that shit that weeds a drug. It aint no motherfuckin drug. Ive done the research. Its just a plant. It just… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
Member we done put the coco puffs on top of the refrgerater and now they aint even up there , them damn group of… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
Had to be careful though, had to be careful coz weed is gettin stronger every 2 weeks. — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
I can remember thinking, at the age of 3, that I invented the concept of lying. By a brilliant thought process, I figured that… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
