A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure. — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache. — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big. — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
Weed was put on ths earth for niggers on the struggle & its got a chemical called fuck it. — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
I don't care how old you are when a balloon is about to hit the floor you dive for that shit! — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
Man! I'll suck dick for coke! By suck dick, I mean I'll do whatever it takes, and by coke, I mean cash cause I'm… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
Haters if u have nobody to hate on feel free to hate on me call my hair not luxurious when you know it is… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
The past is something for you to learn from and the future is something that you hope is going to happen, but I'm always… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
If you 25 years old and you still walkin around talkin bout niggas aint shit you need to get a handle on yo mutha… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
Dont give me that shit that weeds a drug. It aint no motherfuckin drug. Ive done the research. Its just a plant. It just… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
Member we done put the coco puffs on top of the refrgerater and now they aint even up there , them damn group of… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
Had to be careful though, had to be careful coz weed is gettin stronger every 2 weeks. — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
I can remember thinking, at the age of 3, that I invented the concept of lying. By a brilliant thought process, I figured that… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
