Funny Quote by Joss Stirling Download Open image ““Yeah, really scary," agreed Zoe, struggling not to laugh. "Like Bambi with an Uzi.”” — Joss Stirling ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
“This is so weird. I feel like bambi just morphed into a raging nymphomaniac.” — Victoria Dahl Copy Share Image
“Ooh, is the big bad Kylie going to punish the big scary vampire,” Jonathon said jokingly, elongating his incisors. He playfully, but lightly, bit… — Micalea Smeltzer Copy Share Image
“This would go a lot easier if you'd stop screaming in pain,' Zoe told the muscular man lying beneath her.” — Jaime Rush Copy Share Image
“Scary isn't even in the same fucking universe as what I'm feeling right now, dude." Ball-crawling heebie-jeebies might come close.” — Tymber Dalton Copy Share Image
“Sora snorted. "Fine." "Any nightmares? Monsters in your dreams?" "No, surprisingly," she said. It was a lie. She barely slept a wink, flinching and… — T.L. Shreffler Copy Share Image
“The thing I've noticed about life-' Zoe pauses to drain the last of her coffee and lick the foam off her lips, 'is that… — Bill Condon Copy Share Image
“You're talking to me and I'm not scary." Said Kira. "Yes you are!" said Afa.” — Dan Wells Copy Share Image
“What about them, you adorable man?” “I am not adorable. I am a trained assassin.” “Yes, you’re very, very scary,” she assured him.” — Gaelen Foley Copy Share Image
“yes was bound to start a fight. After all these years, Zoe realized it was all in how things” — Tanya Anne Crosby Copy Share Image
“This time, there was the ghost of a reptile in Szatson's smile. 'I don't handle little problems.” — Whitley Strieber Copy Share Image
“Zed and Sky had stayed behind and were chatting with Will, Sky sitting on Zed's knee as if nothing was going to get them… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“I really, really like you, Sky. But if I don't stop now, your dad will kill me and that will be the end of… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“Saul tapped his wife's obstinate chin. "Mrs. Benedict, you certainly are. You promised to obey." "That was thirty years ago! Before the wedding ceremony… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“With kisses like that, I wish this was the Universe where you were my soulfinder.” — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“I'm a big boy. I can take it. You got into a fight. I'm also stupid.” — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“How am I going to help you?” “You are going to jump.” “Ha.” “You are.” “Have you done this before?” “Yeah, with fruit.” That… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“I unbuttoned my white shirt and reknotted it under by breasts. I felt like one of those circus 'quick change' acts – ta-dah, no… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“He[Crystal's father] had found my height amusing, referring to me as his "little girl" at every opportunity even though I could see the bald… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“Oh my gosh, don’t you both look pretty!” We looked like rejects from the auditions for The Sound of Music. “I will have to… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“I caught a glimpse of him thinking of the final combat in the movies, Harry versus Voldemort, Spider-Man versus the Green Goblin.” — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“Xav sprinkled olive oil on his lettuce. 'Lola was very particular that it all had to fit properly.' 'Lola?' squeaked Diamond. I wanted to… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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