Funny Quote by Johnneil Bertrand

I get so frustrated when it takes longer than a couple of seconds to load a page - I couldn't live without the Internet…

— Jay Sean

I spent half my life without the internet, it was pretty much the same thing just a whole lot slower and a whole lot…

— Visionist

“I wished I was old. I was tired of being so young, so stupidly knowing, so stupidly forgetful. I was tired of having to…

— Ali Smith

The Internet shapes my life and work so completely that I couldn't imagine living without it.

— Nicola Formichetti

Once UpOn a Time, I had a Life, But then, I gOt an Internet cOnnectiOn... :D

— Arashi

The Internet really offered a space for me to thrive.

— Paloma Elsesser

I started using the Internet in 1999. That was pretty late. But as soon as I did I just stopped watching TV. The idea…

— Tom Anderson

The shortest horror story ever; Computer: unable to connect to the internet.

— Anonymous

Because I'm 44, I feel kind of lucky that I lived through this period where I started my career where there was no Internet…

— Chuck Klosterman

I was resistant to the Internet. I was afraid of it.

— Nathan Englander

Since I've got on the Internet, it's opened a whole world of wasted time for me. My wife says she's an Internet widow.

— Mick Ralphs

The Internet is like a giant jellyfish. You can't step on it. You can't go around it. You've got to get through it.

— John Evans