Funny Quote by Joey Comeau

“WHAT! What do you mean you got kidnapped? What happened?” “Calm down, it’s okay. I killed him.”

— Charlotte Abel

“Do you want, to be stabbed???”

— Mia Therman

“The detective had a kidnapping, he had a knife and he had blood. He had an insane old man. He was going in.”

— Darin Gibby

“I wanted to make sure you were fine...and that he was okay, too. You didn't, like, stab the boy, did you? I mean, I…

— Kody Keplinger

“This may be difficult for you to understand, but this kidnapping is the best thing that has ever happened to me.”

— Susan Srikant

“had to tell them what happened. How it happened. How many times it happened. I am so very sorry Gaze. And now my punishment…

— Debra Anastasia

“What is it with you people? Why are you all so stabby and kidnappy?”

— Ashlee Nicole Bye

“I am a vicious and unrepentant killer who should be locked up. With him, my idiot boyfriend.”

— Kylie Scott

“Poor me. A murderer who got caught before he could murder anybody.”

— Dan Chaon

“Can I stab him, please?”

— Julie Kagawa

“It's hard to explain, but talking to them felt like stabbing and being stabbed.”

— John Green

“They murdered him.”

— Robert Cormier