Funny Quote by Jodi Picoult

“if you take off your clothes, you will find more clothes.”

— Zoe Trope

“What is left of you once your clothes have had their say?”

— Alexander Masters

“If you're warm enough when you set out, you're wearing too many clothes.”

— Michelle Paver

“Hey, it's ten in the morning!' says Person, yelling at two farmers dressed in robes in the distance. 'Don't you think you ought to…

— Evan Wright

“You will explain to me what you are doing. Right after you get down from there and put on some clothes. Now.”

— Joey W. Hill

“I sighed and deleted the message, imagining the dirty clothes multiplying like rabbits, because that’s what they do when I’m not around.”

— Alex Owens

“and realize that as long as we all choose to walk around clothed, the laundry will never really be finished.”

— Myquillyn Smith

“Oh shut up—you know damn good and well there can be a hundred people in the room, 99 of them rushing up to say…

— S.E. Hall

“As a child, I get new clothes so rarely that when I do, I put off wearing them. It then happens that when the…

— Weike Wang

“She probably thinks I have the clothes of a millionaire. And I do, but they’re still on his body, which is still in the…

— Jarod Kintz

“You keep looking at me like that, I’m going to strip the clothes off you and get so far deep inside you that I’ll…

— J. Lynn

“If I waited for a proper occasion to dress up, I'd never wear half of these clothes. Put on the clothes and you make…

— Erin Kelly