Funny Quote by Jim Gaffigan Download Open image “My new years resolution? I will be less laz...” — Jim Gaffigan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational New year New years New years resolution Resolution Years Years Resolution
New years resolutions don't exsist. It should never take a new year to make you realize you need to change something. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never make any resolution everytime new year is coming. Everyday is a new one, so just hoping more everyday — Maria Reny Copy Share Image
New year resolutions usually amount to nothing. Instead, set a goal and work towards it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its almost the beginning of a new year, how I wish everybody to have new years resolutions, I have set mine — Paul Kimani Copy Share Image
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other. — Sofia Palermo Copy Share Image
A New Years resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every year you make a resolution to change yourself. This year make a resolution to BE yourself! — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
This year, I'm just making one New Year's resolution: Stop making resolutions. My only other resolution is to quit breaking my resolutions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never really make solid resolutions. I think if there's something one needs to change with oneself, it doesn't have to happen in the… — Brittany Murphy Copy Share Image
I probably shouldn't be making any new resolutions this year...mainly because I'm still working on the ones from last year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This year I'm not going to make a new years resolution. Just going to end up wasting the first week of January. — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
A New Year's resolution that I can never keep? To be able to make decisions. — Ashanti Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy in the end, unlike the rest of the entertainment industry, is a meritocracy. There's a certain level of undeniability you can work… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I think growing up in Indiana prepares anyone for a life in comedy. I do feel like there is a certain kind of self-effacing… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Besides hot pockets keeps introducing new products every 10 minutes so I always have new stuff on the topic. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“The song goes, “Morning has broken,” and I’m pretty sure my children broke it. Like everything else they break, if they did break it,… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I am single, I don't drink. It's kind of hard to get a woman buzzed when you don't drink. You'll be like, "Yeah, I'll… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Babies and toddlers are mostly what I've been exposed to at this point. I'm hoping parenting just gets much easier after this. It does,… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Isn't it strange -- when you're single, all you see is couples, and when you're part of a couple, all you see are hookers. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I usually don't have a burger, a brat, and a steak but it is 4th of July. And I need the energy if I'm… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“If you complain about how you spend your Saturdays taking your kid to birthday parties, that means you are taking your kid to birthday… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I believe that comedians do what they do, and then they get credit or criticism for doing it. There's nothing planned about this. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
