Fatherhood Quote by Jim Gaffigan Download Open image “Most single guys I know think fatherhood is terrifying.” — Jim Gaffigan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fatherhood Guy Single guy Thinking
It's hard being a single father, but even harder being a child without a father. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fatherhood is everything I wanted it to be and more. It's an unbelievable experience. — Rodger Berman Copy Share Image
Fatherhood is the most amazing thing that could ever have happened in my life. — Corey Feldman Copy Share Image
I don't know if I could date a single dad. It would depend on the guy. — Chelsea Kane Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy in the end, unlike the rest of the entertainment industry, is a meritocracy. There's a certain level of undeniability you can work… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I think growing up in Indiana prepares anyone for a life in comedy. I do feel like there is a certain kind of self-effacing… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Besides hot pockets keeps introducing new products every 10 minutes so I always have new stuff on the topic. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“The song goes, “Morning has broken,” and I’m pretty sure my children broke it. Like everything else they break, if they did break it,… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I am single, I don't drink. It's kind of hard to get a woman buzzed when you don't drink. You'll be like, "Yeah, I'll… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Babies and toddlers are mostly what I've been exposed to at this point. I'm hoping parenting just gets much easier after this. It does,… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Isn't it strange -- when you're single, all you see is couples, and when you're part of a couple, all you see are hookers. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I usually don't have a burger, a brat, and a steak but it is 4th of July. And I need the energy if I'm… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“If you complain about how you spend your Saturdays taking your kid to birthday parties, that means you are taking your kid to birthday… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I believe that comedians do what they do, and then they get credit or criticism for doing it. There's nothing planned about this. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
On Father's Day, we pay tribute to all in our society who have taken on the responsibilitie s and joys of fatherhood. Whether our… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
“A ‘good’ father will tenderly cultivate his children. But a ‘good’ father who is also a ‘brave’ father will let the children without cultivate… — Craig D. Lounsbrough Copy Share Image
This is my most important role. If I fail at this, I fail at everything. — Mark Wahlberg Copy Share Image
Maintaining marriage seems to be tougher than fatherhood: apparently its the most difficult thing in the world. — Kelly Slater Copy Share Image
“Sure, and fatherhood is super important too. I'm not trying to make this a women-only club by any means. Just that even men rarely… — Rufi Thorpe Copy Share Image
Nobody ever says, 'Hey daddy, thanks for knockin' out this rent.' 'Hey daddy, I sure love this hot water.' 'Hey daddy, it's easy to… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
When a man does not live with his children and does not get along with the mother of his children, his fatherhood becomes essentially… — David Blankenhorn Copy Share Image
To recover the fatherhood idea, we must fashion a new cultural story of fatherhood. The moral of today's story is that fatherhoodis superfluous. The… — David Blankenhorn Copy Share Image
“Hurdle #5: The Silence of Our Dads. How much second-shift work did your father do? Probably not much. How much did he tell you… — Joe Kelly Copy Share Image
If I were to compare the Olympic decathlon to fatherhood, I would say fatherhood is a lot tougher. — Caitlyn Jenner Copy Share Image
