Crack Quote by Jim Gaffigan Download Open image “I smoke crack. I get all my dancers together and we do a prayer.” — Jim Gaffigan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Crack Crack Dancers Cracks Dance Dancer Dancers Prayer Prayer Smoke Smoke Crack Together Wine
Dance is like a prayer for me. I will never leave it, when I am dancing I am dancing for my God. — Esha Deol Copy Share Image
One of my lungs is half gone, and the other half, because I smoked for years, has a lesion. So I can't swim anymore… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
Suck my pipe, swallow my crack babies. Dirty dancing, rest in peace Patrick Swayze. — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy in the end, unlike the rest of the entertainment industry, is a meritocracy. There's a certain level of undeniability you can work… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I think growing up in Indiana prepares anyone for a life in comedy. I do feel like there is a certain kind of self-effacing… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Besides hot pockets keeps introducing new products every 10 minutes so I always have new stuff on the topic. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“The song goes, “Morning has broken,” and I’m pretty sure my children broke it. Like everything else they break, if they did break it,… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I am single, I don't drink. It's kind of hard to get a woman buzzed when you don't drink. You'll be like, "Yeah, I'll… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Babies and toddlers are mostly what I've been exposed to at this point. I'm hoping parenting just gets much easier after this. It does,… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Isn't it strange -- when you're single, all you see is couples, and when you're part of a couple, all you see are hookers. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I usually don't have a burger, a brat, and a steak but it is 4th of July. And I need the energy if I'm… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“If you complain about how you spend your Saturdays taking your kid to birthday parties, that means you are taking your kid to birthday… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I believe that comedians do what they do, and then they get credit or criticism for doing it. There's nothing planned about this. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
When I was 13, I began relaxing my hair, and that meant when I turned 18 it began to crack and fall off, and… — Soledad O'Brien Copy Share Image
There is some really good crack when I come back here. This is where I learned to swear. — Ewan McGregor Copy Share Image
“There was never anything wrong with my life. Perhaps that was the problem... The crack in my life was the fact that I had… — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
A reputation once broken may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. — Joseph Hall Copy Share Image
“The brief sound is like a color swallowed by a crack. But what color?” — Roberto Bolaño Copy Share Image
I heard I won 'best butt crack' on television recently. It's true. I did it, you guys. I made it. I wish I got… — Lisa Edelstein Copy Share Image
A crack on the head is what you get for not asking, and a crack on the head is what you get for asking. — The Smiths Copy Share Image
