Bedtime Quote by Jim Gaffigan

“Bedtime makes you realize how completely incapable you are of being in charge of another human being. My children act like they’ve never been…

— Jim Gaffigan

“Every parent loathes the bedtime routine. Actually, there are probably some parents who love the bedtime routine, but I've never met any and they…

— Amber Dusick

“I really love to read bedtime story for my kids before they fall asleep. Making them so excited and inspired, it's truly my favorite…

— Toba Beta

Ironically, to my children, bedtime is a punishment that violates their basic rights as human beings.

— Jim Gaffigan

“Ironically, to my children, bedtime is a punishment that violates their basic rights as human beings. Once the lights are out, you can expect…

— Jim Gaffigan

“If you're only using your bed for sleep, then don't bother waking up.”

— Stuart Hazleton

“There's something sad about people going to bed. You can see they don't give a damn whether they're getting what they want out of…

— Louis-Ferdinand Celine

“Beds are not the right place for reading, watching TV, discussing daily issues or worrying about the future. Beds are only good for two…

— Mouloud Benzadi

“A child should never go to bed, they only wake up a day older.”

— J. M. Barrie

“Shall I tell you a bedtime story?”

— Steven King

“try to avoid sending a kid to bed as punishment”

— David B. Agus

“Some people make bad bed. They just have to lie in it.”

— Virginia Euwer Wolff