Funny Quote by Jessica Park

“Yeah, Roach is the resident”

— Lauren Oliver

“She saw a roach pass by her foot, and she instantly lifted it up and brought it down on the roach. She didn’t want…

— Reyna Grande

“Who says we need the walls back up? You're roaches, we're Raid. We'll get rid of you eventually.”

— Karen Marie Moning

“Buenas noches. Don't mind the roaches.”

— Joseph Brodsky

“...a quiet room with cockroaches peeping out like prunes from every corner...”

— Nikolai Gogol

“On the first day of the end of the world, Michelle got out of bed, walked into the kitchen, and smacked some roaches”

— Michelle Tea

“It looked like a place old ladies might go to die and remain undiscovered until the neighbors noticed a strange smell.”

— Maggie Stiefvater

“People, she was discovering, were like cockroaches: If you allowed one in, more were sure to follow.”

— Stacia Kane

“She returned many years later. So much time had passed that the smell of musk in the room had blended in with the smell…

— Gabriel García Márquez

“It’s better that you leave her alone,” she said. “There isn’t just water under your bridge, there’s maggots and shit and dead bodies. Now,…

— Tarryn Fisher

“You come back to us or I swear, I'll find you, dig up your stinky corpse, and kick its ass until it freaking disintegrates.”

— Rachel Caine

“Wake up and smell the corpses.”

— Judith Fitzgerald