Funny Quote by Jesse Hajicek

“If it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.”

— David Letterman

“You drink whatever comes your way if it’s not poison, fuck the cleanest cunt, never the cheapest, a land offers you and trust no…

— Angelo Tsanatelis

Coffee renders many foolish people temporarily capable of wise actions

— Baron de Montesquieu

“You can’t drink too much coffee” is more of a challenge than a warning”

— Jonathan Clyde Moore

“I took another slug of my coffee—like most of my old boyfriends, it was strong, dark, Italian and slightly bitter. . .”

— Rosie Genova

“There's nothing more unforgivable than ruining the natural flavor of coffee with sugar, if you ask me. Polishing”

— Ambrose Ibsen

“If I was your wife, I would poison your coffee." "Madam, if I was your husband, I would drink it!”

— Lady Astor and Winston Churchill

“I don’t know about you but I want a drink so badly I can taste it. Something stronger than tonic water and lemon. Something…

— Elise Alden

“I set the coffee aside and got a cup of water instead. I could never see why people drank that stuff. It tasted like…

— Brandon Sanderson

“Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.”

— David Lynch

“Oh, wary, well, I’m wary of the water I drink, it might be poisoned,” said Glinda. “That doesn’t mean I stop drinking water.”

— Gregory Maguire

“For a cup brimful of sweet water cannot spill even one drop of bitter water, however suddenly jolted.”

— Amy Carmichael