Crap Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

“I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.”

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If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy.

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I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.

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You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

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You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.

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We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of…

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You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.

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Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!

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We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.

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You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

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I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is.

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Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.

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What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.

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“Holy crap, were they part anteater?”

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If you think your management doesn't know what it's doing or that your organisation turns out low-quality software crap that embarrasses you, then leave.

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I think a lot of the stuff I'm playing now is crap.

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