Funny Quote by Jazzy

“The television commercial is about products only in the sense that the story of Jonah is about the anatomy of whales,”

— Neil Postman

We wanna save the whales, we'll watch them feed. Buzz around them in boats, 'til they won't breed.

— Dead Kennedys

“I'm sure there‟s a dolphin somewhere in the middle of the pacific doing something beautiful and captivating while a little girl in a cruise…

— ValentineMabuza

My daughter saw this billboard for this place: 'Swim With the Dolphins.' She goes, 'I wanna do that.' I said, 'It's a lot of…

— Robert Schimmel

I don't mean to insult television, but a lot of the time, it's pretty straightforward. If you say, 'I love you,' you mean 'I…

— Michael Learned

“What was I waiting for with regards to the sea-soaked woman laughing in front of me? What would I tell myself if I didn't…

— Dorothy Koomson

I'd love to direct commercials on Caribbean beacheswith luscious women rubbing on suntan lotion, but all I get arethese documentary-type things.

— Michael Apted

“The life of a whale is short on land.”

— Nicolas Massimi

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity.

— Malcolm Muggeridge

“How does a whale know when to swim to warmer waters for winter? How do the fish know whe a predator is near? How…

— Debbie Viguié

Okay fat girls it's called plenty of fish not plenty of whales, and don't take pictures of your face and boobs we don't want…

— Mitchell Sakundiak

I went swimming the other day and my wife was watching and she said: "You know, it's funny, it's when you've got no clothes…

— Eddie Marsan