Books Quote by Jarod Kintz

You guys line up alphabetically by height.

— Bill Peterson

The problem with the alphabet is that it bears no relation to anything at all, and when words are arranged alphabetically they are uselessly…

— Mark Forsyth

“The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I read through the phone book once, never mind when, and it satisfied a deep need in me to realize how many people aren’t…

— Sylvia Plath

“He smiled. "Yeah. Reckon you could read the phone book and make it dirty.”

— Alexis Hall

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

— Betty White

I think if Roman Polanski had asked me to do the phone book, I would have said, 'Yes.'

— Pierce Brosnan

You could sing us the phone book and we would still love you.

— Paula Abdul

“But not so odd a name, after all, if you’ve ever read through the phone directory, with its Hyman Diddlebockers and Sasparilla Greenleafs. I…

— Sylvia Plath

Paris and Nicky Hilton? Those girls will show up to the opening of a phone book. It's like a big joke.

— Rachel Perry

You could sing the phone book!

— Randy Jackson

We had 1 book, the phone book, I've read it, it wasn't a great read, lots of characters, and on the end loads of…

— Stephen K. Amos