Politics Quote by Jarod Kintz

“And in your time period, there are plenty of tasers and electrical devices that can completely incapacitate me. No offense, but I don’t relish…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Two cops Tasered me at the same time once, and it barely phased me.”

— R.K. Lilley

“Collaborators let down their guards. Successful collaborators still carry a taser.”

— Ryan Lilly

“The greatest government experiment on humans is well underway.”

— Steven Magee

“A Taser? Really? What are you, a mall cop?”

— J.J. McAvoy

“(By the way, yes, it’s TASER in all caps. It’s an acronym for Thomas A. Swift’s Electronic Rifle, believe it or not. Never let…

— Massad Ayoob

“Whoever had set up this security system had somehow incorporated biological and man-made components. She’d heard such things theorized, but no one had even…

— H.L. Burke

“For the human brain can become the best torture house of all those it has invented.”

— Vladimir Nabokov

“Nate jumped up and down, voice cracking as he talked. "It worked! It worked! My Taser worked! Ha! Oh yeah, oh yeah! I can't…

— Stefan Petrucha

“Don't Tase Me Bro! If I'm a cop, and I'm a brotha, and they let me have a taser? Sorry bro, I'm tasing you.”

— Larry Wilmore

“Lay off the needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.”

— Abbie Hoffman

“What about Ding-Dong?" "Detective Inspector Bell couldn't find his arse with both hands if you duct-taped them to it. Come on.”

— Stuart MacBride