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“She's safe just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised. And you're going to die for her just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really, except for Elizabeth who is in fact a woman.” quote by Jack Sparrow — Download Open image

“She's safe just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised. And you're going to die for her just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really, except for Elizabeth who is in fact a woman.”

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