Deep thought Quote by Jack Handey

Probably the earliest fly swatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.

— Jack Handy

Reliable people have been seeing the phenomenon known as flying saucers for a thousand years and more. There are good reports as far back…

— Morris K. Jessup

Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it.

— Mark Twain

“many pairs of legs and with two great bat-like wings in the middle of the back. They sometimes walked on all their legs, and…

— H.P. Lovecraft

“It was on the eve of Yom Kippur, the holiest of holy days, that a fly flew under the door of the synagogue and…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

A fly was very close to being called a land, because that's what it does half the time.

— Mitch Hedberg

The fly ought to be used as the symbol of impertinence and audacity; for whilst all other animals shun man more than anything else,…

— Arthur Schopenhauer

You couldn't hurt a fly." Actually I was pretty good at pinging flies right out of the air, but I tried to look appropriately…

— Josh Lanyon

On who the flies landed without being chased away by that person, was on her way to death - this was one of the…

— Jeroen Brouwers

No longer was light analogous to the discharge of a blunderbuss, but rather to the pulsating flight of birds.

— Banesh Hoffmann

“A big fly came down also and settled on a leaf close to her face; he had two round brown knobs on his head…

— Winston Graham

Unidentified flying objects are a very serious subject which we must study fully. We appeal to all viewers to send us details of strange…

— Felix Ziegel