Flies Quote by Jack Handy

Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.

— Jack Handey

“Knots were probably the earliest spells.”

— Helen Macdonald

In waking a tiger, use a long stick.

— Anonymous

It isn't how long you stick around but what you put over while you are here.

— George Ade

“We can do anything we want as long as we stick to it long enough.”

— Hellen Keller

“In Massachusetts and Vermont, there had been plenty of mosquitoes, but in New Hampshire, they had reinforcements.”

— Jennifer Pharr Davis

To me, there is nothing more soothing than the song of a mosquito that can't get through the mesh to bite you.

— Madison Smartt Bell

I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.

— Groucho Marx

I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent and now he'll never have any friends.

— Anonymous

I went from an unemployed actor's life to doing stand-up comedy, and that was fortuitous. It's not the usual way the crow flies, going…

— Catherine Tate

He who flies can also return; but it is not so with him who dies.

— Paul Scarron

You tell me you love me, but Im not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it…

— Hussein Nishah