Love Quote by Jack Handy

Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.

— Jack Handey

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter.

— Georg C. Lichtenberg

It is best not to swat at the fly's starting position, but rather to aim a bit forward of that to anticipate where the…

— Michael Dickinson

“The fly that does not want to be swatted is safest if it sits on the fly-swat.”

— Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

You couldn't hurt a fly." Actually I was pretty good at pinging flies right out of the air, but I tried to look appropriately…

— Josh Lanyon

When the planes still swoop down and aerial spray a field in order to kill a predator insect with pesticides, we are in the…

— Paul Hawken

Everybody wanna be fly til you swat em

— Lil Wayne

A fly was very close to being called a land, because that's what it does half the time.

— Mitch Hedberg

Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it.

— Mark Twain

That was like swatting June bugs off a fly.

— Jerry Coleman

On who the flies landed without being chased away by that person, was on her way to death - this was one of the…

— Jeroen Brouwers

The fly ought to be used as the symbol of impertinence and audacity; for whilst all other animals shun man more than anything else,…

— Arthur Schopenhauer