Love Quote by Jack Handy Download Open image “If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like now.” — Jack Handy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Love Money Poor people
If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now — Jack Handy Copy Share Image
If I ever get rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
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If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now — Jack Handy Copy Share Image
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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone. — Jack Handy Copy Share Image
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