Money Quote by Jack Handy

I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold a yard sale of murder weapons. Many people, for example,…

— Jack Handey

Police have special ability from an ice. Whenever police say 'FREEZE!!' all people that they want will frozen

— Anonymous

Perhaps the crime situation would be improved if we could get more cops off television and onto the streets.

— Anonymous

It doesn't matter to criminals if the event is called a gun show or a flea market -- if they can buy guns.

— Janet Reno

Cops today are nothing but an armed tax collector

— Frank Serpico

If I were in the government I would have a brigade of policemen assigned to keeping an eye on people who paint landscapes outdoors.…

— Edgar Degas

Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.

— Anonymous

One way to make sure crime doesn't pay would be to let the government run it.

— Ronald Reagan

The first step is to take weapons off the streets and to put more police on them.

— Hillary Clinton

Money can buy the necessary police order. Justice is sold to the highest bidder

— Rohinton Mistry

Only the police should have handguns.

— William J. Clinton

We're trying to publicize this one and make people realize that the gun industry can clean up its act and can operate in a…

— Michael D. Barnes