I think one way the cops could make money would be to hold a murder weapons sale. Many people could really use… — Jack Handy Copy Share Image
“Seven dead bodies and, so far, the only murder weapons are an inhaler, flowers and a fish.’ Simmons shook his head incredulously.… — Daniel Cole Copy Share Image
I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold a yard sale of murder weapons. Many people,… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
One of the most difficult and ironic murder weapons is the life jacket. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Naming our murder weapons after victims of our crimes: Apache, Tomahawk... It's as if the Luftwaffe were to call its fighter planes… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
