Deep thought Quote by Jack Handey

I think one way the cops could make money would be to hold a murder weapons sale. Many people could really use used ice…

— Jack Handy

When it comes to policing, since it can have literally fatal consequences, I have said, in my first budget, we would put money into…

— Hillary Clinton

Money can buy the necessary police order. Justice is sold to the highest bidder

— Rohinton Mistry

Perhaps the crime situation would be improved if we could get more cops off television and onto the streets.

— Anonymous

Police have special ability from an ice. Whenever police say 'FREEZE!!' all people that they want will frozen

— Anonymous

If I were in the government I would have a brigade of policemen assigned to keeping an eye on people who paint landscapes outdoors.…

— Edgar Degas

If every person charged with a crime was allowed to claim money from the authorities when their case was dropped, our police would end…

— Robert Rinder

One way to make sure crime doesn't pay would be to let the government run it.

— Ronald Reagan

The first step is to take weapons off the streets and to put more police on them.

— Hillary Clinton

I think the police are a major part of the glue that holds civilised life together. They're not highly paid.

— Peter James

I would like to fire every cop in America and start from scratch. We don't need as many of them, and the whole model…

— Ted Rall

I know there are those in the community who, rather than have us invest more in policing, even for community policing, instead want us…

— Betsy Hodges