Yard sale Quotes

Taking your ex back is like going to a yard sale and buying back your own crap!

— Anonymous

We didn't have much money and my mom scrounged up $15 and bought us a surf board at a yard sale.

— Garrett McNamara

“Many of life’s transitions are marked by yard sales.”

— John Drake Robinson

“He kissed me. And then he said it was a mistake." Serena wrapped an arm around my shoulders. "Normally, I'd quote that…

— Kathleen Peacock

“The foursome settled down in Kate's living room, which was furnished academically, i.e., from flea markets and yard sales.”

— Anonymous

I read The Stinky Cheese Man as an adult. I missed that book when I was a kid. I grew up mostly…

— Mac Barnett

Relationships are like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize its just a…

— Anonymous

The guy that taught me how to cook risotto lives right down the street and I see him all the time. I…

— John Wilson

I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold a yard sale of murder weapons. Many people,…

— Jack Handey

“Right now we’re both yard sales of emotions. A penny for pain. A dime for bitterness. A quarter for grief. A dollar…

— Courtney C. Stevens

Relationships are a lot like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize its…

— Hussein Nishah

If life is a blank canvas and all people are artists, the big challenge we all face may be expressed this way:…

— Mardy Grothe

“Why would anyone want to fight Henry?" Loondorf looked hurt. "Because he's a ballplayer." "So?" "So he's a baller. He's got cash,…

— Chad Harbach

“Grandma has a .45 long barrel that she keeps hidden from my mother. She got it from her friend Elsie, who picked…

— Janet Evanovich

I wasn't one of those kids who stole Richard Pryor records. I wasn't a comedy-nerd kid. I had no concept of stand-up.…

— Whitney Cummings

Most of my memories are of softball games in Falls Church with my sister, yard sales across town on the weekends with…

— Christina Tosi

As Stephanie and Lula were going after the bad guys, Lula was making preparations from the trunk of her Firebird. Stephanie looked…

— Janet Evanovich

I have an antique console stand-up radio that I bought in a yard sale, that I've always half-believed has magical properties. It's…

— Ben Mezrich

“Right now we're both yard sales of emotions. A penny for pain. A dime for bitterness. A quarter for grief. A dollar…

— Courtney C. Stevens

“What happened to all the historical detritus in the world? Some of it made it into drawers of museums, okay, but what…

— Reif Larsen

“All the pictures in this book are authentic, vintage found photographs, and with the exception of a few that have undergone minimal…

— Ransom Riggs

“If you surrender your self-worth to someone who doesn’t see your true value, what happens when someone comes along who wants to…

— Mandy Hale

“Make a List (or lists) • Make a list of all the things that you can look at and think: Why did…

— Jerry G. West

“What if one were to want to hunt for these hidden presences? You can’t just rummage around like you’re at a yard…

— Hari Kunzru

The 'here' of Watts is pastel houses with window gratings in curly patterns. 'Here' is yard sales with bins full of stuffed…

— Leslie Jamison

Thank you, yard sales, for being the perfect way to say to your neighbors: 'We think we're important enough to charge money…

— Jimmy Fallon

There are times when I feel like I'm a traveling minister. I'm trying to go out and get kids to pick-up yard…

— Dave Grohl

Relationships are a lot like yard sales. They look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but eventually you realize it's…

— Christian Finnegan

Relationships are like yard sales. They look great from a distance, but once you're in one, its a bunch of shit you…

— Tyler Davis

Relationships are a lot like yard sales; they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize it's…

— Anonymous

I've never had a yard sale, ever, in my life. I don't know if I ever thought about stuff I would get…

— Will Ferrell

Buckhannon, population 5,639, is a deeply conservative town and long has been. While coal is its past, oil and gas are its…

— Elizabeth Flock

“My daughter is wearing a dress that her grandmother bought for her at a yard sale. It’s so simple it breaks my…

— Cheryl Strayed