Grandma mazur Quote by Janet Evanovich

I know what you're thinking," Grandma said into the silence. "Do I have anymore bullets in this here gun? Well, with all the confusion,…

— Janet Evanovich

“Morelli was wearing a blazer over a black knit shirt, He took a seat, and his jacket swung wide, exposing the gun at his…

— Janet Evanovich

“Nice to meet you.” “Just so you know, those shotguns are real.” My grandmother pointed to the back wall where the weapons hung above…

— Chris Cannon

“And I'm staring down the barrel of a 45, swimming through the ashes of another life, no real reason to accept the way things…

— Shinedown

“My landlord Gary Hales was standing in his living room, watching out the window as I brought the man with the shoulder holstered gun…

— Rick Riordan

“Does your mother know that you're carrying a gun? I'm going to tell her. I'm going to call and tell her right now." She…

— Janet Evanovich

“I... drew out the gun I kept at home, a great big old Dirty Harry Callahan number that weighed about seventy-five thousand pounds.”

— Jim Butcher

“And did you see that gun? It had an extra-long barrel. The Glock the cops carry has a seven-inch barrel. The one on the…

— Joe Ide

“Normally I’d hide my gun in a canvas bag or a purse. Today I didn’t bother. My Baby Desert Eagle rested in a hip…

— Ilona Andrews

“Speaking of grandmas, have you heard the joke about grandparents and WWII? No? Well, if you do, be sure to tell me because I’d…

— Jarod Kintz

“Sally put his gun back in his pants. "Guess I flunked the estrogen test." We all stared at his crotch, and Grandma said what…

— Janet Evanovich

“When I go house hunting, I use a rather large gun. You should see me fish for the best tasting Starbucks coffee. Oh, and…

— Jarod Kintz